Jul 30 2012
When someone asks you for a beer, GIVE IT TO THEM…(Florida)
This, ladies and gentleman, is why I do not carry a firearm! When I want something bad enough and someone doesn’t give it to me I use my God given gifts to acquire those needs… This ugly redneck bitch just pulls out her little pistol and kills you. I, in no way condone murder for beer, but I do sympathize with those who are leathered, dry and thirsty… Wait, so did she get the beer?Carolyn Sara Dukeshire, reportedly also known as ‘Sea Hag’, is accused of killing 64-year-old Martin Mazur after he refused to give her a beer. The man had just been out for dinner with friend Casey Whippo when they returned to a home in Conch Key, in the Florida Keys, and sat outside to have a beer. That is when Dukeshire walked up to the pair and asked for a beer. Whippo told police that when Mazur refuse, she pulled out a gun and fired it multiple times. According to Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, he was hit 5 times in the abdomen, back and arm and later died of his wounds in hospital. Following the shooting, Whippo called police and initially held the woman by the arm. He said she threw the gun into a canal and then sat down and waited for officers. Dukeshire was charged with murder.
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