FormChaos | Hollywood stupidity at its finest

HOW do you people watch this shit!!??!!  This show isn’t 16 seasons deep if it wern’t for it’s viewers.  I just have never been one of them, but knowing this is what you want I  almost inconceivably stomached watching last nights episode.  Still wiping vomit from my chin, this is what I gathered of  ’Cleft Lip Courtney’ and ’9 Week Old Sheep Dog Ben’.  First of all this pair is going to make a whole new edition of garbage pail kids if they procreate.  C.L.C. has the vocabulary of a 6 year old, it’s no wonder she didn’t get along with the other girls how can you have the patience to sit and listen to her try and spit out 4 letter words for 20 min.  Whenever I have conversations with door knobs they think I’m a bitch too.  It’s not that she was closed off, this dingbat just isn’t sharp enough to conversate.  The are both clearly in this whole thing for the wrong reasons and it’s all a joke. Done. Bye.  Vote for me for the next Bachelorette!