Ok so here’s what really happened, and I’m not surprised any of these idiot news services haven’t figured this out yet. Newly single , and extremely horny Ashton called up Rihanna and asked her if she want’s to PUNK her best friend Katy Perry… and then, OH NO there was a bad cell connection, and Aston suggests Rihanna just come over so that they can start plotting. Rihanna get’s there 15 minutes later…Ashton offers her a blunt and a Hennessy and before you know it, he is balls deep in the Barbadian. She emerges from the house at 4am wipes her mouth and the one night stand off like it never happened. His writers write up a quick Perry punk that we will all see in a couple months… and POW there you have it… jokes on us… We are all punk’d. Everyone’s happy…xx You’re Welcome.
KAY-P You said it. You about to embarrass yo’self- Let’s leave the rapping to the RAPPERS…or the showers. You just can’t come back from this. Usually artists don’t attempt to cover another artists song unless they can do it better. Not so much in this case:( You know how they had viral videos of peoples reactions form the 2girls1cup video, well I think there should be a new one of the reactions from this video. Mine was certainly entertaining-
Miss Perry went to a party in Paris last night and she wore this……. hoping to score some weener. I mean that’s the only reason I’d have my ass hanging out at a party. She must be horny, I know after every break-up I have, I need some bigger, better, stronger (u get the idea) PINGA!!!!! I sure do hope she scored, if not all she has is this embarrassing outfit to remember.