Jun 27 2012
I lied, Brody Jenner is NOT dead..
I will be the first to admit, I can be a total asshole… I’m difficult, temperamental, and feisty as shit. But along with that comes extreme loyalty, forgiveness and I’m super cute compassion.
After a 3 year long feud with Mr. Jenner we have finally reconciled our differences and called a truce. I’m here to admit my wrongs and take back all the dicks I drew on his pretty face.
I ran into Brody the other day at a party, he was accompanied by a very striking babe by the name of Jessica Vargas. We hugged it out- and I got my friend back. Enemies are stupid. Brody I’m sorry. You are an awesome guy and friend to everyone around. It is rare to find a guy in this generation who is always sticking up for, and taking care of their friends. This is a very understanding and awe- inspiring baby, so If you see him buy him a beer and wink at him. Along with that you may want to throw in a compliment or two because Leo’s are suckers for them.. I know, because we share the same birthday, and I LOVE compliments;) also….I will be accepting gifts for the entire month of August, and most of September..
Happy summer, make love not war.
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