Apr 19 2012
Some really bored jerk off was snooping around Simon’s house and for whatever reason came across his garbage cans. I do find it a BIT extensive to have 3 combination locks on each of your garbage cans.
So I sent my detectives out to break into those cans and they found a bin full of finger condoms,and pop star magazines. Which perfectly solidifies everything that Mrs. Sharon Osbourne said yesterday about her boss on this talk show:
Picture Shows Simon Cowell’s Beverly Hills trash bin situated in the alley behind hid house, with three combination locks , so no one can steal his trash!