Jul 3 2012

Selena Gomez displays whorish behavior on the beach.

Justin!!!!! Don’t take that shit.. she is acting like a floosy and you need to break up with her immediately! She’s clearly cheating on you with MC Hammer’s backup dancers, and she needs to be taken down.

If Miss Gomez thinks frolicking on the beach with multiple dudes is acceptable, then baby Justin, you get your fine little ass to Aunt Jasmine’s house stat! I will mend your broken heart with milk and cookies, adult diapers, and a crib I built special for you in the spare room. I have microphones and Teddy bears, cartoons and lube.

Let’s party!

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