Octomom and Casey Anthony to star in reality show.

Jun 14 2012

Octomom and Casey Anthony to star in reality show.

This is my official Thank You letter to OctoMonster, because every time my boyfriend tries to cum before me I just softly whisper OHhhhh Octomom…….and it works every time!

Nadya had to settle for a solo video because obviously nobody in their right GD mind would ever have sex with her, except for the baby daddy Charlie Sheen but even he has said he’s beginning to regret the crack fueled sex session.

You demented sick freak stop masturbating on your children’s clothes! NObody wants to see this shit! It’s disgusting! Those 14 children need to be taken away from her immediately!

This is everything that is wrong with America.

Wash your eyes with Listerine Gallery

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Jun 14 2012

Drake and Chris Brown caught making out…

No actually they was at the crub popping bottles and fighting over Rihanna’s affections. NYC was crawling with hoodrat stuff lastnight…Doing hoodrat things with they hoodrat friends…

No good comes out of being in the club at 4am… trust me. Last time I did that I ended up face down ass up on the back of a garbage truck.

Chris might want to consider a vacation away from his reality, because it’s embarassing. Don’t post twitter pic’s about getting chin fuxed by Drake when you have a history of putting a smack down on GIRLS! Man up, or shut up.

Jun 14 2012

‘Game of Thrones’ beheaded George Bush.

I love Game of Thrones!! It’s up there with Homeland and Dexter. I could lounge for weeks watching these brilliantly choreographed shows.

The Republicans are boycotting ‘Thrones’ because they used Bush’s decapitated head as a prop on their show…more than once. To think I used a scarecrow head on Halloween and not a Presidents head really makes me feel like an A-hole. I mean it’s not like it was attached! Relax republicans, people have been using dead president heads in robberies for years…This one just happens to be alive, but he’s going to die eventually so don’t trip. Just enjoy the show and stfu.

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Jun 13 2012

Oh hey, Jessica Simpson’s post baby buns…

Kristie Alley Jr. was seen leaving the ~~buffet~~ gym today. Jess got $4 MILLION to sign a deal with ‘Weight Watchers’ as if that isn’t incentive enough. Now she’s bitching and moaning about how her dude doesn’t find her lumps attractive anymore. Ladies when you get pregnant you don’t have to eat like a piglet and sit on you’re ass all day. No one want’s to hear it Simpson, stop being lazy and eating like a linebacker. I get chubbs sometimes too, and the only excuse I have for that is……. I LIKE food YUM! But then I take my chubby ass to the mountain or to yoga, and I certainly don’t run to every magazine and cry about it. Less talkie more runniee.. and remember if you’re not sweating, you’re not working. Don’t be fat people!

Jun 13 2012

Who needs a bigger bum….? You do!

I’m not one to deprive anyone of their own self delusion, so go head gurl, you look amazing! Looks like everyone want’s the ‘Jessica Simpson’ ass and some people are going to crazy lengths to achieve it. Look’n good gurl almost there:)

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Jun 13 2012

Daily Crush: Miranda Kerr’s BAG

Obviously Miranda is smoking hot, but I honestly can’t take my eyes off that BAG!! GIMMI now… This gorgeous piece of blue cow WILL be in my possession filled with candy, vibrators, and a “How to be Nice” handbook by next week. Fact.