Jun 19 2012
In yet another meltdown BritBrit left the judging chair again today in an outrage that her eyebrows were sewn in too tight. She ran to the fitting room took that razor and went all 2007 on our asses…
She then came back to the stage as if nothing happened, smiling and requesting a coke and some beef jerky.
Glad to hear all is back to normal… And about those eyebrows…well they’ll grow back:)
Jun 19 2012
Jesus.
Someone check his pulse. NOW… KEVIN!!!!!!!!!! He looks like a creepy Aids grandpa. Are AIDS jokes appropriate? Probably not, but in this case if it’s not meth or my favorite Bathsalts then he’s got the AIDS.
What else can I say, I don’t think he’s doing anything but looking like a trailer park janitor, and I’m afraid to do any research, in fear of finding anymore of these pic’s, that may close and dry up my vagina for eternity…
He needs to be booking every single “BATHSALTS’ Horror film that is about to be written.. Boom! Kevin I just got you some work.. Please partake in those craft services on arrival!
Yikes!!!!!!!
Jun 19 2012
I love this chick so much, always been a huge fan of hers and now she’s reminding me of why, and just how awesome she is. I want to be her in this picture. In my G-D bikini, sipping on a fuking fruit cup cocktail with no computer in my G-D lap! She is in Mexico celebrating her 39!!!!!! birthday with friends… 39!! WOW. She looks amazing!!
She has recently been working on a new show called ‘The Firm’ on NBC and killing it!! Muah Muah Love Love Happy Birthday:)
Jun 19 2012
Call me crazy, or call me cupid, but I think these two were made for each-other… I can see the desperation in their eyes eagerly crying out for one another. They belong together and who are we to stop them. Like Kim and Kanye.. Eddy and LeAnn. Some douchies just need a little push in the right direction of their significant soul mate.
You’re welcome! Now go get em’ tiger and tigress.
This is Aubrey walking a puke stained carpet somewhere in Vegas yesterday, and John attending a party for ARC ( Association for retarded citizens)
They must land in each others arms immediately… before her chinese takeout smelling spray tan wears off and the freshness of John’s stank is gone. If you know the whereabouts of either of them please get your bow and arrow loaded!!
Ahhhh Love….
Jun 19 2012
Well here you go……… a bit flaccid for my liking, but there’s something I find quite intriguing about him..
What I’m trying to say is…… I’d hit that.. I appreciate a man that can show his full frontal manhood to the world… It takes balls.. Literally..;)
Jun 18 2012
She is dressed rather slutty, so like they say in every gratuitous rape case. SHE was ASKING for IT!!!
I just hope he gets out of the slammer in time to see this years Teddy Bear Porn… Made especially for all of the Teddy fetish freaks out there.. It’s sure to really set him off in a big way.. How fortunate for him. If you aren’t out in time just email me your inmate number and I will send you a copy of the “Ted”
This is the mugshot of Charles Marshall, 28, who has been arrested for the fourth time for allegedly having sex with a teddy bear in public. Marshall received a citation on June 13 for masturbating with the stuffed animal in an alleyway near the Elm Street Health Clinic in Cincinnati, Ohio. Marshall has a history of arrests for having pleasuring himself with stuffed bears in the street and according to police reports it’s his fourth sexual offence with a cuddly teddy since 2010. In the three previous incidents, Marshall served short stints in jail and paid small fines for misdemeanor convictions such as public indecency, say the reports.
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