Lowhan get’s another stamp.

 

Aww Windsay dats not true… I care.  I love all the scribbles you have covering your sensual freckled pale body bag- We’re going to need these documentations to help the Chateau Marmont  staff  identify your body. Keep up the good work Kitten:) xoxo


BREAKING NEWS Leann Rimes has a dirty pool.

 

But it is nice to see Leann has kept such a good relationship with her first child.  She and middle school Boyfriend Bobby McPoor like to keep Little Stan here a secret from the public…but, with all these weekend visitations and swim sessions at Moms house, it won’t be long until he’s a household name… WE SEE YOU!!


Dirty bum? Clean it with Orbit… Toilet-

I'm very curious how many of you women..or men have actually pressed the spray button to wash your ass with a public toilet?

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5$ All u can grind mustache rides.

Now that it’s Mike’s off season he’s willing to really put himself out there for some cash…seen on the Miami circuit scene lounging poolside with some sweet hot babes.. a witness over hears the following:

“Oh Michael Phelps…..OHHhh Plelps.. shall I use your ears to hold on to? Or the handle bars on your stache??”

I’d personally use the ears, looks like standard procedure.

 


ALL Wrong..

 

MA! Are you sure you can see through my shirt? Ok…good cuz I’m gonna go to a jewelry store like the true genius I am, to get my photo on every blog I can.  I’m gonna show them! I’m still allowed in stores, and NOONE can stop me! Cool shades CHECK- whorish shirt CHECK- expensive stolen purse CHECK ok MA I’m ready!!! Chop me up some Adderall so I can go!!! “GO GET EM LINDS…” Thanks MA!

 

Achieving Shit

Achieving Shit

I’m not sure who it was accepting the Life Time Achievement Award tonight….. Was it:

A.) Don King

B.) Morgan Freeman

C.)  A Pint of Guiness

Someone? Anyone?


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