Jun 26 2012
What in God’s name is that thing.. how is that even physically possible? She must have to have custom panties made, and there’s no possible way she fit her ass in the seats on a Disney ride.
If you’re a sicko and have a giant ass fetish then enjoy this gratuitous asstastic lap dance Nicki gave Lil’ Wayne…
Jun 26 2012
This is a vision I often masturbate to… Except there’s blood.. Lots of blood…
Suicide is sooooo hilarious Lindsay… You are so edgy and artistic.. Nope, you’re a fvcking retard. Terry Richardson is the real genius behind this. Like giving a baby the keys to your car…
Jun 25 2012
Miss Simpson, (unmarried prefix) tweeted this pic over the weekend showing us a preview of her soft core porn that is soon to hit the web. I am sooooo happy to have her living so close to me. It’s a true blessing to know that if LA is struck with a nasty out of control wild fire, one squirt of a Simpson titt will save our entire population…
Jess that is not where you are to store the pedometer/breast explosion device.. It goes in your pocket! Everyone know that.
Jun 22 2012
I stumbled across this name and had to look because I was super curious to see what he looked like now, so maybe you fvcks do too…
I love, love, love this song! I highly suggest playing this for your cheating boyfriend, or bad cleaning lady, maybe you have an annoying neighbor.
Drop your acid, shrooms,bathsalts, whichever you prefer and enjoy the awesomeness of this video…. xoxoxoxo
Jun 22 2012
This is more like my permanent girl crush, so says her boyfriend and it’s true. Carmen is such a babe!! Managing to dress completely age appropriate and extremely sexy at the same time. That is something so many women unfortunately FAIL at. If I ever got to have someone jump out of a birthday cake I’d choose Carmen. If I ever get married, and have dirty naughty strippers I want Carmen! I’m pretty sure she’s not for sale sale… But if you are, I’m saving my pennies, buying you for a night, writing a book ‘My Night with Carmen’ Making lot’s of money, and then doing it all over again with Dita. CIAO…
Jun 21 2012
This was supposed to be a secret wedding gift for his soon to be ex wife Kim… but one of his idiot friends spilled his plans to record monkey tracks and chihuahua howls as a tribute for their animalistic sex life and eating habits.
Now that’s romantic! Fantastic.
‘Kanye’s telling mates this is his next ingenious plan,” a source told The Sun. ”He’s become so obsessed with roars, barks and jungle noises that he’s experimenting with putting them on a recording.”
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