May 14 2012

Bruce dik smacks Kris in the mouth in a friendly game of: ‘Catch this or I’ll divorce you’

Bruce Jenner had had enough of owning a bossy, butch wife, so he dispensed some sexual abuse on her face!! To regulate her beastly demeanor. Let’s hope for the sake of the WORLD that she takes this as a very serious warning that if she doesn’t shape up quick next season will be ‘The Kardashian Divorce’ I foresee a Princess Diana like accident in the future if things don’t change round’ here.

Lindsay Lohan is fucking PISSED in other news proclaiming ‘BITCH STOLE MY LOOK’

May 14 2012

In honor of Mother’s Day… MILF Poll…

Now that were done celebrating our beloved mommy’s, let’s take a moment and ponder the decision of banging one. Despite of popular demand I will NOT be including Teen Mom’s you sick perverts!!

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May 11 2012

Anne Hathaway swims to her role as Justin Bieber

My friends, this haircut is what us Los Angelian’s call ’Make a Wish Foundation Chic’ It’s summer’s latest trend.

Anne is set to play the part of middle aged Justin in, ’Justin Bieber with Boobs, a musical.’ Filming starts today as she preps for her water aerobic scene in Miami.

May 11 2012

Behold my Beats…Nero – Must Be The Feeling (Kill The Noise Remix)

This is so NasTy… I loooooove it. Been hearing this in my sleep

Nero – Must Be The Feeling (Kill The Noise Remix)

May 10 2012

D.. Girl Crush… Jessica Alba

NY Spring outfit PERFECTION.

MILF Gallery

May 10 2012

Ashton Kutcher is a ‘Punk’ shoves paparazzi on his ass.

Ashton was leaving a whore house in Santa Monica today, when a couple guys started in on him about his show being cancelled. In a desperate attempt to gain a bad boy image like Charlie, he violently shoved the man down with his noodle arm, but then immediately felt horrible because he’s veritably just a giant pussy.

Ashton the BULLY Gallery