Jul 10 2012
Surely, it’s because I’m extremely immature that these pictures make me giggle. I want to buy pink rubber duckies and engrave their names on them, send to and from one another, with a bottle of French bubble bath and a letter saying Hawaii was beautiful bro, I miss you, and will never forget our intimate wet adventures..Love wink wink you know who.. xoxo
Jul 9 2012
What kind of drugs is the Lady on? Just taking a leisurely stroll through one of the most crowded public places there is, with your ass hanging out. Lady, how much GD attention do you really need? All day everyday I’m sure there is a bevy of ass kissers flocking to your every word. Is strapping on your tightest yeast inviting thong and hose really necessary for your unruly ego? I guess so.
Go put on some pants you sicko.
Jul 3 2012
Justin!!!!! Don’t take that shit.. she is acting like a floosy and you need to break up with her immediately! She’s clearly cheating on you with MC Hammer’s backup dancers, and she needs to be taken down.
If Miss Gomez thinks frolicking on the beach with multiple dudes is acceptable, then baby Justin, you get your fine little ass to Aunt Jasmine’s house stat! I will mend your broken heart with milk and cookies, adult diapers, and a crib I built special for you in the spare room. I have microphones and Teddy bears, cartoons and lube.
Let’s party!
BreakUP Gallery
Jul 2 2012
When Suri got wind of her mom and dad’s divorce she was like who the hell is my dad? So Katie took her to see Rock of Ages and now reports say Suri is furious! She is so embarrassed and has been pleading with her Mom to get a divorce. Since there were only 3 weeks left on Katie and Tom’s contract, Katie being the wonderful mommy she is happily obliged.
It has also been reported that John Travolta is flipping ecstatic with the news of their divorce and has sent Suri a pink and yellow unicorn that he had in his closet.
Congrats to everyone:)
Jul 2 2012
That awkward moment when you go to itch your crotch and an MTV executive hands you a STD form to sign so they aren’t liable for your whorish ways…
It has been revealed that the cast of Jersey Shore were ordered to sign a ‘VD clause’ in their contract.
MTV, who make the show, added the clause so the cast cannot sue the company if they contract a sexually-transmitted (or venereal) disease. Under the head of ‘Health of Other Participants’, the clause states that the cast, who include Snooki and JWoww, take full responsibility for any nasty side effects of the frequent sexual encounters featured in the episodes.
Jul 2 2012
LAst night at the bet awards there was plenty to talk about, but nothing quite as awesome as the awkward show Kim put on. Her ego was kicking and screaming for some attention, but to the biggest fail, she got none. You aint black Kimmie. Maybe you’ve had hundreds of black weens but you still aint black, and when there’s a black joke being told by the black people, just sit there and look pretty. Do NOT try to laugh along or chime in. Just sit there.
Now on to the greasiness that was Kanye’s face. Octivia Spencer must have thought his face was a piece of chicken and crisco’d the shit out of it… Kim!!!! That’s your department now, clean a brother up, he on TV!
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