Teen mom Jenelle Evans gets shot in the face by new fiance..

May 22 2012

Teen mom Jenelle Evans gets shot in the face by new fiance..

Brilliant idea you two… Get a gun, get a few guns.

Be careful, to make sure you kill what you aim for! Let’s hope this is a plot to kill off the entire cast of ‘Teen Mom’s’

Also watch your new set of boobies, heavy lifting could cause:

Hardening of the breast

Loss of nipple sensation

Shifting of the breast implant

You’re a fucking idiot.

SUPER RESPONSIBLE…. Jenelle Evans and Gary Head out shopping making there first stop at Best Buy for some batteries and iphone covers. Afterwards they went to Wendy’s to pick up a frosty before going to Walmart and Dicks Sporting Goods to buy a gun. Gary is seen holding a Smith & Wesson M&P 15-22 Kick Brass Semi-Automatic rifle. Then went to Walmart and checked out another rifle in Wilmington, North Carolina.
GENIUS!!!

May 22 2012

NEW COUPLE ALERT!! Kim dumps Kanye for ‘World’s Meatiest Sandwich’

Kim took to her Twatter this morning, to ask her fans if we think this meat sandwich will fit into her vagina. YES!! Kim, the answer is YES.

This sandwich is made of 41 different cuts of meat, and we all know you’ve handled way more meat than that.

Kanye just couldn’t measure up to all that meat. Kim gloats that her new man is” irresistible”

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May 21 2012

New Exclusive Oscar De La Hoya Masturbation Picture

How could anyone ever forget about Oscar Meyer Weiner’s infamous fishnet onesie, with baby bunny pink panties, shiny wig and those lavish stilettos? He regrettably denied the photo’s were him for months, cost him $20 mill in hush money, and then eventually came clean in an interview blaming drugs and alcohol for his poor judgement. (~~asshole stole my excuse~~)

Sewww lemme get this straight… You’re rich, good looking, big boned, and you enjoy pleasuring yourself for TRANNIES? Ok cool nooo problem. Hollywood AA meetings need to join forces with an anonymous, freaky, I like to touch my privates for strangers, olympic pole vaulting group, because these bitches are just coming out the wood work!

I think he looks fantastic! There will be girls and boys everywhere playing tribute to you’re fancy uniform for many Halloweens to come. Think of it as your very own star on Hollywood Blvd.

Please stayed tuned for photo’s of John Travolta’s jerky spanky pic’s taken by the very same transvestite/photographer/fluffer/house caller…. (she prefers to remain nameless to protect her animals)

If you’d like to see an uncensored version of The Golden Boys drag Missile covered in white cream sauce….. click below NSFW Read the rest of this…

May 21 2012

Who wants to play the ‘Would you rather…Hire, Hump, or Hit em’ game..:)?

When you’re known for being a notorious party girl, sometimes it takes a miracle for people to take you seriously again…

Comeback, damage control, revamp, call it whatever the F’ you want but no one forgets, and there is just some shit you can’t come back from… (Ahem! cough. what?) With that being said.. here are some classic Hollywood ~~train wrecks~~ actresses. The burning question in my labia is……Would you rather hire them, hump them, or hit them?

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May 19 2012

Tara Reid attends AA meeting on a yacht in Cannes

Nope, that didn’t happen. It was Spring Break!! Where the fuk are the cocktails?!?

Actually NO Tara, it’s not Spring Break, and you’re 37! To that nonsense Tara Says……. ”It’s all good, just make sure someone has my spare teeth, and peepee accident panties handy incase of booboo.”

Booze Cruise 2012 !!!!!!!!!!! YAY:)

Tara in Cannes 2012 gallery…but looks just like 2005

May 18 2012

Rihanna in talks for Oscar nomination

The reviews are in and it looks like there is quite a huge buzz about over the astounding performance Rihanna gave in her first acting debut…

I hope everyone drops what they are doing to go see Battleship right this second. The most powerful, inspirational 2 hours you may ever spend in your whole life. Don’t forget your Ipads, your cell phone, and a few magazines just to keep you busy during the bad parts, but I’m sure the rest of that shit is simply amazing….