Drinking and driving is STUPID!
Posted on May 29, 2012
And you think you know how to party? Well this little genius was 4 times the legal limit and went crashing right through (in the front door out the back) 0f a HOUSE with her car. This weekend alone, I saw…. 2 full grown men piss themselves, drunk guy #5 ate a gold fish right from a fish tank, and just when things started getting normal, witnessed a girl go full Avatar, and have an in-depth conversation with me about what planet she thought she was on, but nothing quite compares to this piece of work here, named Sophia.
Miss Bynes you need to step up your game..
This tard should probably get the electric chair for her stupidity, but will most likely receive a 30 day stint in a crack facility with Blohan.
Don’t be STUPID!
Kris Jenner goes on a date with mystery man…
Posted on May 29, 2012
Whorish grandma behavior was in full effect yesterday, as Kris went on a date with some dude. Kris and the dude pictured above spent 3 hours at the Roof on Wilshire. She drank an entire bottle of wine to herself, smoked more than a European coffee shop owner, and was groping and grinding and making out with a Mr. who was NOT Bruce! Naughty Naughty Kris.. So I guess the rumors are true, unless of course she was only seeking out another opinion on her brand new vaginal reconstruction surgery.
Some awesome customer contacted me with this cell phone snap of the two love birds in action. Gross.. Sew that thing up lady PLEASE:)
MEN’s first birth control pill is HERE!!
Posted on May 26, 2012Gene discovery could lead to birth control pill for men
This my be the BEST and potentially most hysterical news I’ve ever heard!!
I can NOT wait for the day I get to hear a man utter the following:
Dammit I forgot to take my pill today.
Don’t worry baby, It’s cool I’m on the pill.
Me, “Why are you being such a dick today?” Dude, “I don’t know I switched my birth control pills and my hormones are going crazy, do you have and ice cream?”
Babe, can you get me a heating pad? I have cramps and my balls are sore.
Sorry for the mood swings, I’m just super hormonal this week..
Little bitches will NEVER be able to handle this.. PLEASE GOD make this happen!!!
If you think I’m bullshitting, which thankfully I am not, then click below and read full story:)
Jenna Jameson crashes into a penis shaped pole.. gets DUI.
Posted on May 25, 2012
Police reports say she was just in need of some Dr. prescribed pole. We caught up with Jenna after her release and she said quote.. “I’m so embarassed it took me 25 minutes before I realized the breathalyzer wasn’t going to cum.”
Police had NO COMMENT when asked, why she was released without being charged, and left on the curb naked…
To be continued…….
Snooki seeks out abortion…but is it too late??
Posted on May 25, 2012
Snooki tells In Touch that she and Jionni are deciding between two names – Lorenzo Meatball or Jionni Jack Daniels Jr. And while she’s not so thrilled to welcome a son, the 24-year-old admits she was hoping for a mini-me. “I thought it was going to be a girl. I was hoping it would be, because all girls want girls,(in college)” Snooki says, at first disappointed, but adding, “I tried to get an abortion yesterday, but they said I was too late:( so I guess I have to have it either way!”
Olsen twin #2 comes out of the closet.
Posted on May 25, 2012
It’s officially official. Ashley wants me. I’m single and totally down, everyone knows how much I love little boys, how different could this be? There’s just a little something I’d like to discuss first.. What size is your sister, and do you think I’ll fit in her clothes?
Now that we’ve gotten that out of the way… NEW COUPLE ALERT!!!
I’m a fast learner. I have my drivers liscence. I can cook. Opps that’s not a requirement is it? Well then, I’ll cook for our adopted children.. I have more lipstick than I know what to do with, and I collect dildo’s:) This is going to be stupendous!!.. xx
