'Knocked Up' Celebrity Edition

Jun 5 2012

‘Knocked Up’ Celebrity Edition

Ever had a one night stand? Ever think to yourself what would happen if you and that person were forced to raising a child together…

Hypothetically speaking if you were to have a one night stand with one of these celebrities, let’s think ‘Knocked Up’ by a celebrity….A drunken disaster that will haunt you for the rest of your life. No plan B pill, coat hanger or adoption service could fix that brutal night that will pave the way for the rest of your miserable existence.

You will have to endure a relationship with this person for the next 18 years. Holidays, visitations, every single week… your son or daughter will grow up with the morals, beliefs, and guidance of this gem…

Remember kids… unprotected sex is FOREVER… Happy Summer:)

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Jun 5 2012

Bachelor spoofs never get old. Burning Love edition;)

Another spoof of “The Bachelor,” and Michael Ian Black and Ken Marino have done it right. Their show, “Burning Love,” features Marino as the typical clueless, self-centered bachelor, weeding through a classic assortment of hysterical lunatics and weirdos to find “true love.” Kristen Bell, Malin Ackerman and Ken Jeong — as yummy choice Ballerina — all play potential love matches, as does Jen Aniston in a surprise Panda cameo.

Jun 1 2012

One more reason being an American is embarrassing! Honey BooBoo Child gets spin off!!

Toddlers & Tiarias Honey Boo Boo and her super fancy, classy momma are getting a spinoff … This is the blackest little white girl I have ever met.. She is sure to be bringing ‘Teen mom’s, the Interracial Edition’ to television shortly after her new show. SOOO basically get used to her, her graceful momma and her 17 yr old PREGNANT sister. GOD DamnIT AMERICA!

You might cringe at the sight of these here ‘Beauty Queens’ but with out them ,the porn industry may very well crumble.

Dr. Drew tries Boo Boo’s METH juice… and DIES.

Jun 1 2012

Bar Refaeli and Shaun White tie the knot…

Incase you are NOT familiar THIS IS BAR:

And……. She went from THIS:

Wait for it……………….TO THIS:

Bar and Shaun have been spotted all over New York frolicking and petting for weeks now. Today they were seen bike riding through Central Park, she was in his side car waving and smiling, while promoting an underwear line.

Bar was recently on some late night talk show complaining how she never gets hit on, and It maybe because she has the personality of a band-aid. Bar, Less talkie More stand there look pretty….

With the intense global warming, their ginger-jew offspring might be in some serious danger of going up into flames, if ever brought into the sunlight.

Careful you two, and congrats. xx

May 31 2012

LOL Kobye – The Kobe That We Used To Know (Gotye- Somebody That….

May 31 2012

Julianne and Derek Hough have a secret incestuous love child

You notice a resemblance between King Geoffry from the Game of Thrones and this family… All extremely blonde, ridiculously limber, and share all the same common interests such as, men, dancing, and tight clothes.

Well the HOUGH family tradition.. secret is finally out. They’re all a bunch of inbreds, keeping true to the Hough bloodline Derek and Julianne had a secret love child that will soon be on the Disney channel twirling around in tights and makeup like his mom and dad.

The legend is, that this has been going on for years and no one has yet to catch on. Until NOW.

Sorry you hillbillies your plot to take over every dance competition, musical, or any 80′s remake that will ever be made is OVER!!!!

We are collecting your inbred spawn and will be putting him through a series of traumatic tests then feeding him to the alligators in the Everglades in hopes for friendlier more flamboyant, and less carnivorous reptiles.

Julianne and Derek are currently wanted by the police, any tips on their whereabouts PLEASE contact proper authorities (TMZ) immediately!