New Couple Alert: John Mayer and Aubrey O’day

Call me crazy, or call me cupid, but I think these two were made for each-other…  I can see the desperation in their eyes eagerly crying out for one another.  They belong together and who are we to stop them.  Like Kim and Kanye.. Eddy and LeAnn.  Some douchies just need a little push in the right direction of their significant soul mate.

You’re welcome! Now go get em’ tiger and tigress.

This is Aubrey walking a puke stained carpet somewhere in Vegas yesterday, and John attending a party for ARC ( Association for retarded citizens)

They must land in each others arms immediately… before her chinese takeout smelling spray tan wears off and the freshness of John’s stank is gone.  If you know the whereabouts of either of them please get your bow and arrow loaded!!

Ahhhh Love….

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