May 15 2012

Kristen Stewart fingers Charlize Theron on the red carpet

Kristen dear, GET off your knees! You’re in PUBLIC. The new Megan Fox of fukery acts just as I would given the moment to shine next to an Oscar winner.

Poor Kristen was dragged out of the the event by her hair shortly after Charlize back handed her with her Jimmy Choo clutch, and poked her in her throat with her designer stiletto.. She was rushed to the hospital where she gave birth to an anorexic vampire.