Jul 25 2012
Kristen Stewart cheats on Robbie because Rupert showed her an uncircumcised weenstick
And so it was a ween without foreskin, it’s irresistible shape and lovely definition. K-Stew tells people mag, “I jumped on his wiener, but it was only for a second and I didn’t mean to.”
Sweet mother of Converse!!! You might consider hiring some new PR that is NOT what she meant to say, but when the thought of those tender moments bubbled into her frazzled head it just whispered out like sweet dandelion fluff on a spring day.
It happens to the best of us Kristen, I have a feeling you and Robbie will find a way to make it through this troubling time. He has foreskin and is extra sensitive so use that to your full advantage…
xoxo
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