May 30 2012
The E! star and frequent flier wasted no time in airing her grievances with British Airways over the holiday weekend, tweeting that some exceedingly “sentimental” items had been lifted from her luggage, supposedly by the sticky fingers of airport staff.
Well, we’ve finally learned what items, exactly, were so unceremoniously checked out of her check-in…
1. Her video Camera (the growth fazes of Kanye’s erection)
2. A jar of Kanye’s frozen sperms (in case of emergency)
3. Autographed photo’s of herself (sentimental)
4. Very “real” thought out nuptials on like 15 bar napkins for her next husbands. (irreplaceable)
5. Sunglasses. (sentimental because they are good luck charm)
6. Her mirror that talks back with Kris’s programed voice saying “I am not a robot”
Well Jeez Kimmie that sure sounds like a lot of “sentimental” stuff… The world feels your pain. We shall all bow our heads in prayer for your losses.