Jun 25 2012

Jessica Simpson shows us her O’ face.

Miss Simpson, (unmarried prefix) tweeted this pic over the weekend showing us a preview of her soft core porn that is soon to hit the web. I am sooooo happy to have her living so close to me. It’s a true blessing to know that if LA is struck with a nasty out of control wild fire, one squirt of a Simpson titt will save our entire population…

Jess that is not where you are to store the pedometer/breast explosion device.. It goes in your pocket! Everyone know that.