May 25 2012
Jenna Jameson crashes into a penis shaped pole.. gets DUI.
Police reports say she was just in need of some Dr. prescribed pole. We caught up with Jenna after her release and she said quote.. “I’m so embarassed it took me 25 minutes before I realized the breathalyzer wasn’t going to cum.”
Police had NO COMMENT when asked, why she was released without being charged, and left on the curb naked…
To be continued…….



