Mr. Coops was voted sexiest man alive which for a woman beater/izer is pretty odd.  Those votes must have been made my the same judges as Toddlers and Tiaras because I would place Bradley a far second to Honey Boo Boo Child*  So why does the so called sexiest man choose to play the ugliest man in history…..?? Well….. it’s a distraction from the case where he knowingly gave a young lady/boy the herps and settled out of court for 2 bj’s and a stack of Pringles..  See I almost forgot about that when I saw these pictures of Coops NOT acting on stage rather just ate some bad extacy.. 3 pills to be exact.  All he needs is a bottle of water, a balloon, and a glowstick necklace to convince me this isn’t,  ’Raver Boy’ an American Heartthrob… Coming Soon……Hunky Bradley Cooper has stripped off to play “The Elephant Man” in a new stage production. While his character Joseph Merrick from the Bernard Pomerance play, is plagued by shocking deformities the-37-year-old “The Hangover” actor is better known for his good looks. Cooper, who was voted Sexiest Man Alive by People magazine in 2011, displayed his toned torso at the Williamstown Theatre in Massachusetts over the weekend in his role as the tragic 19th century character.

This, ladies and gentleman, is why I do not carry a firearm!  When I want something bad enough and someone doesn’t give it to me I use my God given gifts to acquire those needs… This ugly redneck bitch just pulls out her little pistol and kills you.  I, in no way condone murder for beer, but I do sympathize with those who are leathered, dry and thirsty… Wait, so did she get the beer?Carolyn Sara Dukeshire, reportedly also known as ‘Sea Hag’, is accused of killing 64-year-old Martin Mazur after he refused to give her a beer. The man had just been out for dinner with friend Casey Whippo when they returned to a home in Conch Key, in the Florida Keys, and sat outside to have a beer. That is when Dukeshire walked up to the pair and asked for a beer. Whippo told police that when Mazur refuse, she pulled out a gun and fired it multiple times. According to Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, he was hit 5 times in the abdomen, back and arm and later died of his wounds in hospital. Following the shooting, Whippo called police and initially held the woman by the arm. He said she threw the gun into a canal and then sat down and waited for officers. Dukeshire was charged with murder.

And so it was a ween without foreskin, it’s irresistible shape and lovely definition.  K-Stew tells people mag, “I jumped on his wiener, but it was only for a second and I didn’t mean to.”

Sweet mother of Converse!!! You might consider hiring some new PR that is NOT what she meant to say, but when the thought of those tender moments bubbled into her frazzled head it just whispered out like sweet dandelion fluff on a spring day.

It happens to the best of us Kristen, I have a feeling you and Robbie will find a way to make it through this troubling time.  He has foreskin and is extra sensitive so use that to your full advantage…

xoxo

I can’t stop yawning……ahhhhhhhhhhhh…..yawn.  ”Babe, let’s go to Cabo and you can help me think of a new idea for a novel that I’m going to have someone else write.”  K, babe first help me pick out a vacation shirt from this J Crew catalog… K, babe.  Does this one piece make me look chunky?”  No, babe. can you pass the kale chips babe?”  Ya, save me some… oh crap were late to pick up the mini dog from the groomers!! Ugh day ruined!  Let’s go buy some decorative pillows for the couch, that always makes me feel better:)

And Scene.

There are a ton of emotions that crawl through my brain as I gaze at these photo’s… First,  Is this scary monster getting paid to look so frightening or is this just for the love of seeing her name on my site?  Second, I didn’t know dead cow still had an appetite as to her starving leather crotch..

I’d like to end this sermon with a fun fact:  If you see Miss Curry planking over a toliet it is because her belly button is in fact an anus.

Not only did this gem kill someone while driving intoxicated, he also beats the shit out of his girlfriends.. Well aint karma a bitch!!  Karma came and bit you in the you dress like a 1992 Jersey strip club manager’s ass.. This dude is so gross.  Men!! Take note!!  If you have ANYTHING in your wordrobe that resembles any of this monstrosity of Goodwill/TJ Max, anal sex configuration clothing… THROW it AWAY!!  You look stupid!  Your girlfriend is embarrassed, and  you are about to be fired from Hardee’s.

Surely, it’s  because I’m extremely immature that these pictures make me giggle.  I want to buy pink rubber duckies and engrave their names on them, send to and from one another, with a bottle of French bubble bath and a letter saying Hawaii was beautiful bro, I miss you, and will never forget our intimate wet adventures..Love wink wink you know who.. xoxo

What kind of drugs is the Lady on?  Just taking a leisurely stroll through one of the most crowded public places there is, with your ass hanging out.  Lady, how much GD attention do you really need? All day everyday I’m sure there is a bevy of ass kissers flocking to your every word.  Is strapping on your tightest yeast inviting thong and hose really necessary for your unruly ego?  I guess so.

Go put on some pants you sicko.

Justin!!!!! Don’t take that shit.. she is acting like a floosy and you need to break up with her immediately!  She’s clearly cheating on you with MC Hammer’s backup dancers, and she needs to be taken down.

If Miss Gomez thinks frolicking on the beach with multiple dudes is acceptable, then baby Justin, you get your fine little ass to Aunt Jasmine’s house stat!  I will mend your broken heart with milk and cookies, adult diapers, and a crib I built special for you in the spare room.  I have microphones and Teddy bears, cartoons and lube.

Let’s party!

BreakUP Gallery

When Suri got wind of her mom and dad’s divorce she was like who the hell is my dad?  So Katie took her to see Rock of Ages and now reports say Suri is  furious!  She is so embarrassed and has been pleading with her Mom to get a divorce.  Since there were only 3 weeks left on Katie and Tom’s contract, Katie being the wonderful mommy she is happily obliged.

It has also been reported that John Travolta is flipping ecstatic with the news of their divorce and has sent Suri a pink and yellow unicorn that he had in his closet.

Congrats to everyone:)