Mar 10 2012
There really isn’t any other guy in Hollywood I hear more people disapprove of more than this guy. He really does a number on girls and guys alike. You have so much douchiness Mr.! Co-workers, acquaintances, run-ins everyone seems to despise this sour dude. I’d really like to get to the bottom of this and figure out why you’re such a miserable prick. So I have come up with a list of possible antidotes to your unpleasant Hitler complex:
1. Lack of Omega 3 fatty acids (eat more fish)
2. Get more sun! Which helps release Vitamin D that helps with the modulation of cell growth, and aids in the reduction of inflammation of YOUR HEAD!
3. You probably have an overactive amount of bacteria called enterococci growing rapidly inside of you. (try yogurtland)
4. Eat more Protein less sugar (get the honey covered cock of of your mouth)
5. Switch your birth control pills.
Let me know if this helps wedge the learjet from your ass:)
EXCLUSIVE: Actor Jeremy Piven looks gross and casual as he steps out to pick up some cigars in West Hollywood, CA. The ‘Entourage’ star has recently been linked to Australian actress Kym Johnson.