Dina Lohan is Bisexual and Incestual

EWWWW This is just about the grossest shit I have EVER seen.  And I am not referring to Lindsay’s weave.  This explains EVERYTHING!!!  You drink with your daughter! You do drugs with your daughter! You clean your daughter with your tongue like a monkey.  Dina taught LiLo the very few things in life she knew how to do, and licking vag was one of them.  Inbreeds. YUK!

ON SALE!!!!   Dina is running a few specials for the month of March… Sex with her and lindsay for a co-star role.  Be smothered in freckles (your choice of hole) for one magazine spread.  OR  you can throw beef at their faces for 10% of March’s Lawyers fee’s.  Happy shopping!:)

Update:  This retarded ho said this on Matt Lauer this morning:

When Lauer asked if she can still go out at night without “suffering the temptation that will get you into trouble,” Lohan replied, “I mean, I could, but that’s not my thing anymore.”

Shut up!!!  I saw this old lady whore out 3 times last week!!  LIESSSSSSSSSS!!!!

Check out Lindsay’s “SNL” promo!  SHE CAN’T MOVE HER FACE!!! Mess! Mess! Mess! Sad! Sad! Sad!

Read more: http://extratv.warnerbros.com/2012/02/the_new_face_of_lindsay_lohan.php#ixzz1nna259qN

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