One more reason being an American is embarrassing! Honey BooBoo Child gets spin off!!

Jun 1 2012

One more reason being an American is embarrassing! Honey BooBoo Child gets spin off!!

Toddlers & Tiarias Honey Boo Boo and her super fancy, classy momma are getting a spinoff … This is the blackest little white girl I have ever met.. She is sure to be bringing ‘Teen mom’s, the Interracial Edition’ to television shortly after her new show. SOOO basically get used to her, her graceful momma and her 17 yr old PREGNANT sister. GOD DamnIT AMERICA!

You might cringe at the sight of these here ‘Beauty Queens’ but with out them ,the porn industry may very well crumble.

Dr. Drew tries Boo Boo’s METH juice… and DIES.

May 8 2012

Madonna tweets pictures of her body…has she gone too far?

New photo’s surfaced of Madge’s body. She really is committed to this workout I see her waist is so tiny now, arms still looking the same.

Lookin good Madgie:) xoxoxoox BUNZ of STEAL!!

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Apr 18 2012

90′s t.v. actors bombarding reality t.v.

Brenda, Kelly, and Donna!!! After all of these years they are STILL competing with one another.

First Tori Spelling gets her stupid show, The Tori and Dean get fukt, on Oxygen. Then Jennie Garth gets divorced and moves to the damn country show on CMT. And now OH yay Shannen says hi to menopause, on WE…. Who gives a rats ass about you and your omg look at me I’m regular, lives. How many middle aged women and their families reality shows can this country actually tolerate? Seriously all 3 of you have shows now? It’s too obvious what’s going on here.. This 90210 senior edition tour needs to STOP…

Please tell me what makes your lives soooooo extraordinary. So I’m going to waste my night watching each of you go get hair cuts and pick your kids up and eat dinner and talk to your husbands? It’s all the same shit and we have seen it 150 times before. WHO GIVES a FUK! Snoooooooze…………………………………………………fest.

I’m here to put an end to this fukery once and for all… Let me break it down for you bitches…

Tori is the richest- Jennie is the prettiest- and Shannen is the most famous. NOW go home and shut up:)

Apr 17 2012

Jersey Shore house gets scribbled on

Oh no! Police are now on the look out for drunk people with crayons in Jersey.

100 exorcism’s and a year of sage burning couldn’t remove the demons living inside those walls. BURN it down, and if you don’t let’s be honest what are a couple of scribbles going to hurt it anyway, I think they’re pretty. Like Snooki, and J-wow and the other nice lady.

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Apr 9 2012

Miley Cyrus rides her bike with no panties on. GREAT idea.

Miley was just hoping to air that thing out after pilates, but instead she caught a shit ton of bugs in it, that she later fed to her pet hamster. This one …was just tweeting about how she hated the paparazzi always following her around, but yet she decided to jump on her bicycle in a damn mini dress with NO pantys on!! Boy did I see this one coming! She now joins the Britney, Paris, Lindsay club. Congrats. Hey Billy Ray, please start paying more attention to your daughter. She is not behaving inappropriately!

CLICK BELOW IF YOU ARE A PERVERT AND WANT TO SEE WHAT IS UNDER HER DRESS

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Apr 9 2012

Warren Sapp is poor and homeless.

Move over Ted Williams! There is a new, more famous homeless man in town.

WTF?! You gotta be a real moron to loose that much money. Do you know how many times I’ve seen Mr. Sapp out at the clubs, spending money on booze and bitches. LOTS! Rappers, Athletes, PAY ATTENTION! Maybe you should pay your car payment and mortgage (rent/lease in most cases) before you go out flossin’ makin it rain… INVEST! Those bitches will most likely give that ass up for free. Also if you just look around there is some desperate asshole in the VIP who will gladly share his booze with you if you just spare him your leftover, reject ho’s! Let’s be smart about this. No one remembers those nights. What we do remember is you filing for BANKRUPTCY!

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