Vote America's Ugliest....

Apr 25 2012

Vote America’s Ugliest….

Mrs. Beyonce’ was just named People’s ~~WORLD’S most beautiful woman~~…. wait, don’t you mean celebrity? This is a bit ballsy to say “World” isn’t it? What about the rest of the world? It should say :

‘People Magazines Opinion of America’s Most Beautiful Female Celebrity’

Well now that we have all been overwhelmed with SO much beauty, let’s take a look at some not so pretty pictures:)

Then you can tell me who gets your vote as…. maybe not so much the prettiest well known person we have to look at. You may want to vote me for being a heartless, judgemental asshole, but you can’t. It’s my blog!! Oh, and I gave you 3 votes each, because sometimes ugly isn’t as simple as they make it look:) Happy judging!

But first let’s take a look at my gallery of some all-timer stunners:)

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The beauty of this list is, though they may not be ugly all the time, most of their names are…. Just BAD.. like their parents just knew.. Let’s call her Hilary, or Renee…GaGa…come on you just asking for ugly!

Apr 18 2012

90′s t.v. actors bombarding reality t.v.

Brenda, Kelly, and Donna!!! After all of these years they are STILL competing with one another.

First Tori Spelling gets her stupid show, The Tori and Dean get fukt, on Oxygen. Then Jennie Garth gets divorced and moves to the damn country show on CMT. And now OH yay Shannen says hi to menopause, on WE…. Who gives a rats ass about you and your omg look at me I’m regular, lives. How many middle aged women and their families reality shows can this country actually tolerate? Seriously all 3 of you have shows now? It’s too obvious what’s going on here.. This 90210 senior edition tour needs to STOP…

Please tell me what makes your lives soooooo extraordinary. So I’m going to waste my night watching each of you go get hair cuts and pick your kids up and eat dinner and talk to your husbands? It’s all the same shit and we have seen it 150 times before. WHO GIVES a FUK! Snoooooooze…………………………………………………fest.

I’m here to put an end to this fukery once and for all… Let me break it down for you bitches…

Tori is the richest- Jennie is the prettiest- and Shannen is the most famous. NOW go home and shut up:)

Apr 18 2012

Poor Tori Spelling’s face.

She didn’t get hit by the ugly train, no rather an ugly rocket ship exploded on her face. The poor thing, it’s just not agreeing with the laws of nature. I can’t quite put my finger on what makes it so hard to look at… Is it the albino eyebrows, or the fact that she has 6 cotton balls shoved in each cheek?

Prego with the 15th kid has finally taken it’s toll I see. Maybe should have stopped at #2. Or the time when she noticed that the fillers she was injecting were made of cat litter and bleach. Oompa was at the Grove promoting her new book (of course she was).. Here is your request to only attend evening promotional appearances.. xx

Gallery of fugly