The Situation

Cast of Jersey Shore must sign contracts for their STD’s.

That awkward moment when you go to itch your crotch and an MTV executive hands you a STD form to sign so they aren’t liable for your whorish ways…

It has been revealed that the cast of Jersey Shore were ordered to sign a ‘VD clause’ in their contract.

MTV, who make the show, added the clause so the cast cannot sue the company if they contract a sexually-transmitted (or venereal) disease.  Under the head of ‘Health of Other Participants’, the clause states that the cast, who include Snooki and JWoww, take full responsibility for any nasty side effects of the frequent sexual encounters featured in the episodes.

‘Knocked Up’ Celebrity Edition

Ever had a one night stand?  Ever think to yourself what would happen if you and that person were forced to raising a child  together…

Hypothetically speaking if you were to have a one night stand with one of these celebrities, let’s think ‘Knocked Up’ by a celebrity….A drunken disaster that will haunt you for the rest of your life.  No plan B pill, coat hanger or adoption service could fix that brutal night that will pave the way for the rest of your miserable existence. 

You will have to endure a relationship with this person for the next 18 years.  Holidays, visitations, every single week… your son or daughter will grow up with the morals, beliefs, and guidance of this gem…

Remember kids… unprotected sex is FOREVER… Happy Summer:)

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