Jul 2 2012

Cast of Jersey Shore must sign contracts for their STD’s.

That awkward moment when you go to itch your crotch and an MTV executive hands you a STD form to sign so they aren’t liable for your whorish ways…

It has been revealed that the cast of Jersey Shore were ordered to sign a ‘VD clause’ in their contract.

MTV, who make the show, added the clause so the cast cannot sue the company if they contract a sexually-transmitted (or venereal) disease.  Under the head of ‘Health of Other Participants’, the clause states that the cast, who include Snooki and JWoww, take full responsibility for any nasty side effects of the frequent sexual encounters featured in the episodes.