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A-Rod has Huge Blue balls

Quite a healthy bulge on this guy, it’s no wonder he’s bedded 80% of Hollywood.  NY Yankees Mr. Rod  working up a sweat while training in Tampa, FL yum…yum!! I’ll take sum…

Kendra and Hank show us how to make babies.

 

Fellow porn star, reality pimp, and official cheese extremist Kendra Hefner, and her baby daddy Hank, are on vacation in Hawaii and they brought their own paparazzi with.  Thank Goodness, because we were all dying to see you water grind on Kim Kardashian’s booty call.  More important than their staged photo op… LOOK at that BABY!! That’s the cutest version of  of a light skinned Buckwheat I have EVER seen!! I want to eat him!!!  Thank God for baby Hank’s looks because the amount of intellectual conversation going on in that household is……..well….pretty questionable..  My advice ship that adorable little creature off to a private school, give him love, and read to him.  And if you ever need a babysitter?? Call me:)

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Dennis Rodman works at a STRIP CLUB!

Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!  Take note Kobe, one wrong move and this could be you.  Dennis Rodman hosts a conference for his topless basketball team featuring strippers from Headquarters Gentlemen’s Club in New York. The team will take on rival strip joint Rick’s Cabaret’s own team in Las Vegas.  Oh BOY!!  At first glance I was convinced that was Snooki  (They clearly share the same stylist)  Then I realized it was a Man Bull.  Just incase anyone was wondering what NBA stars do in their afterlife.  Somethin tells me this isn’t the act of a sober man, another failed attempt by Celebrity Rehab.   What a disaster, but he’s still getting ass even wearing dead chickens on his shoulders.  So for that you have earned 3 free bus ride passes to the free clinic.  CONGRATS  D- ROD!

 

GALLERY OF SHAME

Mega Super Reality Star Joe Odom Talks on Imaginary Phone

 

Khloe Kardashian has a whole lot to look forward too..  My favorite star on the Kardashian’s was seen out in New York Today, eating McDonald’s, riding his bike, and texting his friends from his imaginary phone.  Hint! Hint! Lamar… Buy your poor dad a car! A Phone?? A decent meal??  Lamar missed his last game against the LAKERS because Joe was reportedly suffering from a stomach virus.  Well no wonder!  He has to feed on fast food.  Poor thing.  Lamar step it up.  You guys are rich as shit and leave poor Joe here to roam around the city lost, helpless, and hungry:(

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5$ All u can grind mustache rides.

Now that it’s Mike’s off season he’s willing to really put himself out there for some cash…seen on the Miami circuit scene lounging poolside with some sweet hot babes.. a witness over hears the following:

“Oh Michael Phelps…..OHHhh Plelps.. shall I use your ears to hold on to? Or the handle bars on your stache??”

I’d personally use the ears, looks like standard procedure.

 


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