Simon Cowell

Vintage Simon Cowell… loves leftovers.

Woman, men, babies, roaches, looks like everyone ever introduced to Simon are coming out of the wood work to expose him. Simon decided to have a tell all book written about himself called, ‘Sweet Revenge’.  So he hung out blabbing on and on for days talking about himself and all the woman he banged.  He bragged about how he loves sloppy seconds and prefer’s bedding his friends and family members ex’s….

Well now everyone who has fondled the little willie want’s a piece of the story telling.  So sit back relax, and enjoy the sick, pervy, deranged, unraveling mess unfold sweetly before our admiring eyes;)

These pic’s were taken in the 90′s with some chick named Lisa Forward…who delightfully came ‘forward’ with these stunners.  He is reportedly Pauly D’s surrogate father …just sayin’

Vintage Cowell Gallery

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Simon Cowell has 3 combination locks on each garbage can to conceal baby condoms

Some really bored jerk off was snooping around Simon’s house and for whatever reason came across his garbage cans.  I do find it a BIT extensive to have 3 combination locks on each of your garbage cans.

So I sent my detectives out to break into those cans and they found a bin full of finger condoms,and pop star magazines.  Which perfectly solidifies everything that Mrs. Sharon Osbourne said yesterday about her boss on this talk show:

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