Sarah Silverman

Sarah Silverman gets friendly with a weinstick…

 

Why you make that sour face Sarah?  It’s a penis, not a slimy bug…

That looks more like the reaction I’d give to a kid with boogers all over their face.  Maybe she’s a lesbian.. Yep!  She’s definitely a lesbian.  Sarah and I should make a porn together with fake rubber weens everywhere.  That would be super awesome.. Sarah, call me.

We’ll call it ‘Sarah and Jasmine The attack of the Rubber Ween Monsters’ 

Magic Johnson saves Dodgers enterprise

This is just fantastic… Too bad I could give four fuks about baseball.   Baseball players, ow now that’s a different story, and I’ll totally go to a game to munch on those succulent dodger dogs.  As for Magic Johnson… I’m really curious if he still gets ass.  You are all thinking the same thing so don’t even!!  How does one go about fulfilling the sexual needs of a certified man ho-  Is there an organization out there for this situation?  There is some sort of solution to all of life’s little issues… just curious.  Lesson of the day….When life gives you aids make lemon-aids! Thank you Sarah Silverman…

Does magic still get laid?

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