May 17 2012

Calling on….Angelina, Charlize, and Sandra, there are 2 new black babies on the market!!

If you ever bought your wife, or mother flowers for Mother’s Day and are still alive, consider yourself LUCKY.  Some unfortunate bastard bought his baby momma flowers and it cost his ass his LIFE.

Sheeeez I’d be happy if  a dude stuck around long enough to see the stick turn pink. WTF why didn’t she just regift that shit and give it to him for Father’s Day.  Ghetto ASS bithces. DIE you got me flowers… WHAT…. A….PSYCHO

Any of my ex’s looking for a date ,PLEASE  call Paige Parkerson.  She’s young, fiesty, and doesn’t leave the house much.

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