Drake and Chris Brown caught making out...

Jun 14 2012

Drake and Chris Brown caught making out…

No actually they was at the crub popping bottles and fighting over Rihanna’s affections. NYC was crawling with hoodrat stuff lastnight…Doing hoodrat things with they hoodrat friends…

No good comes out of being in the club at 4am… trust me. Last time I did that I ended up face down ass up on the back of a garbage truck.

Chris might want to consider a vacation away from his reality, because it’s embarassing. Don’t post twitter pic’s about getting chin fuxed by Drake when you have a history of putting a smack down on GIRLS! Man up, or shut up.

May 18 2012

Rihanna in talks for Oscar nomination

The reviews are in and it looks like there is quite a huge buzz about over the astounding performance Rihanna gave in her first acting debut…

I hope everyone drops what they are doing to go see Battleship right this second. The most powerful, inspirational 2 hours you may ever spend in your whole life. Don’t forget your Ipads, your cell phone, and a few magazines just to keep you busy during the bad parts, but I’m sure the rest of that shit is simply amazing….

May 9 2012

Rihanna suffers exhaustion from Vacationing.

She tweeted this winner after the Met Gala party…

Right after that she was inducted into the ‘Guinness Book of World Records’ for having the longest coke nails from here to Barbados.

Gimmi a break she’s been in Hawaii for the last week splashing around in the Ocean and rolling blunts one strippers crotches, and that makes her EXHAUSTED?

NO!!!!!!! The bad ecstasy did!

Charlie Sheen called he is ashamed of you.

May 2 2012

RiRi makes it rain on dem ho’s

This is what it’s all about ladies and gentleman. The only thing we all shed our blood sweat and tears for… So that we can take our $1′s to the local strip club and toss them at the finest ho’s, equip with c-section scars, track marks, and if you’re real lucky you just might get some contact with the last customers semen:) HoooRayy

She tweeted along with these tasteful photo’s #RoleModelShit and Daddy would be proud. Well Ritard you are my idol and my #1 influencer sooooo excuse me while I go roll a blunt and fornicate with whores..

#shameful

Someone please help refrain this innocent little butterfly from tweeting after hours, and just maybe our future mothers of America won’t ever, ever…. behave this way… (documentation NOT necessary)

Now excuse me, while I go sanitize my eyeballs.

Apr 30 2012

Daily Girl Crush: Rihanna and her hotness….

Rihanna is strategically aiming that thing right at me. So I just can’t help but to comment and fall in love with her…. uhmm bikini’s..

I can’t even, she looks amazing climbing on that board while fisting a cocktail. That is what I fantasize about daily, being in the water and sipping on cock…tails… I love the way she enjoys life, it’s a beautiful thing. Be my girlfriend RiRi?

And.. then there’s her new video..also delicious

Boner Gallery

Apr 16 2012

Rihanna smokes blunts and stuff..

All I can think about is what would happen if she were to squeeze those thighs together. She would put holes in that poor dude that was so kind to let her rest that spiky crotch on his head.

Not that I don’t rock an herb leaf on my own ass, but RiRi come on. You are supposed to be setting a good example for all the little childrens who look up to you. They see you scribbling ‘Thug Life’ on your body and smoking blunts in public all the time. That’s not a good look, save that shit for private. Don’t use your fame to corrupt the minds of your fans…exhale..cough cough..

I hope this acting like an out of control teenage boy stops soon.

Wait…What am I saying? No, I don’t.

Rihanna