Ok so here’s what really happened, and I’m not surprised any of these idiot news services haven’t figured this out yet. Newly single , and extremely horny Ashton called up Rihanna and asked her if she want’s to PUNK her best friend Katy Perry… and then, OH NO there was a bad cell connection, and Aston suggests Rihanna just come over so that they can start plotting. Rihanna get’s there 15 minutes later…Ashton offers her a blunt and a Hennessy and before you know it, he is balls deep in the Barbadian. She emerges from the house at 4am wipes her mouth and the one night stand off like it never happened. His writers write up a quick Perry punk that we will all see in a couple months… and POW there you have it… jokes on us… We are all punk’d. Everyone’s happy…xx You’re Welcome.