Ever had a one night stand? Ever think to yourself what would happen if you and that person were forced to raising a child together…
Hypothetically speaking if you were to have a one night stand with one of these celebrities, let’s think ‘Knocked Up’ by a celebrity….A drunken disaster that will haunt you for the rest of your life. No plan B pill, coat hanger or adoption service could fix that brutal night that will pave the way for the rest of your miserable existence.
You will have to endure a relationship with this person for the next 18 years. Holidays, visitations, every single week… your son or daughter will grow up with the morals, beliefs, and guidance of this gem…
Remember kids… unprotected sex is FOREVER… Happy Summer:)
When you’re known for being a notorious party girl, sometimes it takes a miracle for people to take you seriously again…
Comeback, damage control, revamp, call it whatever the F’ you want but no one forgets, and there is just some shit you can’t come back from… (Ahem! cough. what?) With that being said.. here are some classic Hollywood
train wrecks actresses. The burning question in my labia is……Would you rather hire them, hump them, or hit them?
Whip out those ‘Lady Gardens‘ bitches…. it is time to put stickers on your VAGINA! I’m personally going to pass on this one, but here’s one super non trashy American who just lovessssss to dress up her slut trap… at 3:30 minute mark Jennifer Lover Hewitt shamefully admits to the “decorating” …….. No one cares if you have fake itchy diamonds stuck all over your stuff… It’s weird.
VaJAZZle is one nick name I gracefully skated right by THANK YOU my dear LORD…
New photo’s surfaced of Madge’s body. She really is committed to this workout I see her waist is so tiny now, arms still looking the same.
Lookin good Madgie:) xoxoxoox BUNZ of STEAL!!
Mrs. Beyonce’ was just named People’s
WORLD’S most beautiful woman…. wait, don’t you mean celebrity? This is a bit ballsy to say “World” isn’t it? What about the rest of the world? It should say :
‘People Magazines Opinion of America’s Most Beautiful Female Celebrity’
Well now that we have all been overwhelmed with SO much beauty, let’s take a look at some not so pretty pictures:)
Then you can tell me who gets your vote as…. maybe not so much the prettiest well known person we have to look at. You may want to vote me for being a heartless, judgemental asshole, but you can’t. It’s my blog!! Oh, and I gave you 3 votes each, because sometimes ugly isn’t as simple as they make it look:) Happy judging!
But first let’s take a look at my gallery of some all-timer stunners:)
The beauty of this list is, though they may not be ugly all the time, most of their names are…. Just BAD.. like their parents just knew.. Let’s call her Hilary, or Renee…GaGa…come on you just asking for ugly!
I will unfortunately not be attending this weekends festivities, but for all you animals who are please do some dying for me.