Apr 23 2012

Pippa Middleton flirts with guns and midgets.

Holy royal nipple tassels….This looks like my kind of party. Who woulda thought Pippa and I would share the same exact kinky, gratifying fetish’s.  This just warms my disturbed little heart all over, like seeing baby bunnies in the park on a warm spring day:)

My next family vacation is straight to England in search for my freaky love soul mate.  I am sooooo looking forward to a beautiful night of body shots and role-playing.  xoxo