Nadya Suleman

Jun 14 2012

Octomom and Casey Anthony to star in reality show.

This is my official Thank You letter to OctoMonster, because every time my boyfriend tries to cum before me I just softly whisper OHhhhh Octomom…….and it works every time!

Nadya had to settle for a solo video because obviously nobody in their right GD mind would ever have sex with her, except for the baby daddy Charlie Sheen but even he has said he’s beginning to regret the crack fueled sex session.

You demented sick freak stop masturbating on your children’s clothes!  NObody wants to see this shit! It’s disgusting!  Those 14 children need to be taken away from her immediately!

This is everything that is wrong with America.

Wash your eyes with Listerine Gallery

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Jun 5 2012

‘Knocked Up’ Celebrity Edition

Ever had a one night stand?  Ever think to yourself what would happen if you and that person were forced to raising a child  together…

Hypothetically speaking if you were to have a one night stand with one of these celebrities, let’s think ‘Knocked Up’ by a celebrity….A drunken disaster that will haunt you for the rest of your life.  No plan B pill, coat hanger or adoption service could fix that brutal night that will pave the way for the rest of your miserable existence. 

You will have to endure a relationship with this person for the next 18 years.  Holidays, visitations, every single week… your son or daughter will grow up with the morals, beliefs, and guidance of this gem…

Remember kids… unprotected sex is FOREVER… Happy Summer:)

MEN: Which one of these tainted eggs would you least want your sperm to fertilize

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WOMEN: Who would make the most horrific baby daddy

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