Madonna's daughter tweets seductive photos... (shocking)

Jun 28 2012

Madonna’s daughter tweets seductive photos… (shocking)

Unless your name is Justin Bieber I don’t want to see your kiddie porn! This is appropriate behavior for a 15 year old? Madonna has cursed this poor child with moral corruption..

I will say though, that this adolescent looks like she’d be fun to party with, she smokes, does drugs, drinks, and can lick her own privates… Hooooray…sounds like my kinda party. In 3 years I will hire her for my hump day parties, to entertain and make us feel better about ourselves.

I remember watching Madonna in an interview like 5 years ago, expressing her wonderful parenting theroies and how she will forbid her children to watch TV, or engage in any social media… wow how times have changed now she’s sharing her Ecstasy and bras with them. Shame.

Jun 18 2012

Madonna’s totally normal list of demands for her tour.

Madonna is on tour flashing her body parts to the entire world but not without a list of “DO AS I SAY OR DIE” demands for her dressing room… They are as follows:

A gold plated Bow-Flex system

108- 40lb Shake Weights

2000 fake ecstasy pills she can be seen dropping throughout the night so she can stay relevant in the rave scene…

An entourage of 100 foreign male models under 21

Entire room to be mirrored including: Furniture, walls, toilet, shower, doors, floor, and ceiling.

500 pair of black fishnet pantyhose

Her compliment group (50 ppl who sit around and give her compliments all day)

The Pope, Obama, Kate Middleton, and the Dali Lama on Skype waiting to praise her after every song and wardrobe change.

Her English accent coach

Her French accent coach

80 lb jar of Vaginal rejuvenation cream

Eyeliner

If you’re interested in the real crap, which btw isn’t far off my educated guess list:

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Jun 10 2012

Madonna pulls out her nip at concert.

Madge has never been shy that’s for sure, but is this a bit desperate or fuxxing awesome? I’m a bit undecided… I love her for not giving a shiz but you see, she’s old.

Lourdes: ”Mom, can you buy me another case of condoms I’m out of the last box.”

Madge: ”No honey, just don’t use them this week, I’m busy on tour ,exposing my genitals to strangers again.”

Madonna’s artistic philosophy has always been sexual, but there comes a time when that shit aint sexy no more, just gross, desperate, and weird.

May 8 2012

Madonna tweets pictures of her body…has she gone too far?

New photo’s surfaced of Madge’s body. She really is committed to this workout I see her waist is so tiny now, arms still looking the same.

Lookin good Madgie:) xoxoxoox BUNZ of STEAL!!

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Mar 27 2012

Menopausal Pop Star condones drug use

Deny it all you want MDNA I know you made a foolish, dreadful mistake …But really, thank you for expressing to all your fans that you think were all fuking stupid. No? You wern’t referring to drugs when you screamed about Molly to thousands of ravers at a fucking house music festival??? I can’t even! You stated in your inspirational mid life crisis speech that a DJ saved your life, well this is in fact true because they wrote all of your music, and without them you would indeed be DEAD.. I USED to love you…. Now I just feel like popping a melatonin pill and forgetting you ever existed.

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Mar 24 2012

Mini Madonna smoking and sluttin’ it up

Oh hey boys… You know when the whoriest madam of all has offspring only one thing can happen. There were some more pic’s of her doing extacy and giving bj’s but I figured I’d hold back and let you wait for Lourdes autobiography called SEX the 2nd. Be prepared to see baby bush, orgies, drugs and a whole lot of nipples. I would love to put Lourdes the Jackson kids Bobby Christina and Frances Bean, to all be ….. picked to live in a house…work together and have their lives taped… to find out what happens… when people stop being polite… and start getting real…The Real World. Children of embarrassing parents-

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