Jun 26 2012
This is a vision I often masturbate to… Except there’s blood.. Lots of blood…
Suicide is sooooo hilarious Lindsay… You are so edgy and artistic.. Nope, you’re a fvcking retard. Terry Richardson is the real genius behind this. Like giving a baby the keys to your car…
Jun 8 2012
Lindsay was driving down PCH today doing a line and texting Dina that she forgot to put a fresh pair of panties in her all-nighter bag, when BANG… she smacks right into the back of an 18 wheeler (new affection for mack trucks)
Lindsay was accompanied by something she called her “assistant”.. so basically if any of you out there are suicidal, maybe consider applying for that job!
THANK GOD Lindsay was on enough speed to fuel a Learjet and skipped away unharmed:)
Jun 5 2012
Ever had a one night stand? Ever think to yourself what would happen if you and that person were forced to raising a child together…
Hypothetically speaking if you were to have a one night stand with one of these celebrities, let’s think ‘Knocked Up’ by a celebrity….A drunken disaster that will haunt you for the rest of your life. No plan B pill, coat hanger or adoption service could fix that brutal night that will pave the way for the rest of your miserable existence.
You will have to endure a relationship with this person for the next 18 years. Holidays, visitations, every single week… your son or daughter will grow up with the morals, beliefs, and guidance of this gem…
Remember kids… unprotected sex is FOREVER… Happy Summer:)
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When you’re known for being a notorious party girl, sometimes it takes a miracle for people to take you seriously again…
Comeback, damage control, revamp, call it whatever the F’ you want but no one forgets, and there is just some shit you can’t come back from… (Ahem! cough. what?) With that being said.. here are some classic Hollywood train wrecks actresses. The burning question in my labia is……Would you rather hire them, hump them, or hit them?
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May 14 2012
Bruce Jenner had had enough of owning a bossy, butch wife, so he dispensed some sexual abuse on her face!! To regulate her beastly demeanor. Let’s hope for the sake of the WORLD that she takes this as a very serious warning that if she doesn’t shape up quick next season will be ‘The Kardashian Divorce’ I foresee a Princess Diana like accident in the future if things don’t change round’ here.
Lindsay Lohan is fucking PISSED in other news proclaiming ‘BITCH STOLE MY LOOK’
May 4 2012
Just this morning I sent out a friendly little request for some baby photo’s of our most beloved celebrities. THIS is what their lovely parents sent to me…. It explains a lot.
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