Lauren Conrad

And the worlds most boring couple award goes too…..Lauren Conrad and William Tell. zzzz

I can’t stop yawning……ahhhhhhhhhhhh…..yawn.  ”Babe, let’s go to Cabo and you can help me think of a new idea for a novel that I’m going to have someone else write.”  K, babe first help me pick out a vacation shirt from this J Crew catalog… K, babe.  Does this one piece make me look chunky?”  No, babe. can you pass the kale chips babe?”  Ya, save me some… oh crap were late to pick up the mini dog from the groomers!! Ugh day ruined!  Let’s go buy some decorative pillows for the couch, that always makes me feel better:)

And Scene.

Lauren Conrad breakdance’s in the middle of NYC streets..

 

 

Sometimes I have that same urge Lauren.  Just bust a move for absolutely no reason.  Like Thursday night for instance…if anyone saw what a hot mess I was..I apologize!! .eeeshh!  Thanks a lot Don Julio!  Anyway I was totally joking about Lauren dancing… In an attempt to be absolutely perfect at all times this ho ate shit..WEEEE… I’m not sure which would be funnier, watching her perfect little hairs fall out of place while she fell, or if she actually quit the act for 2 seconds and danced.  Who cares..

 

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