'Knocked Up' Celebrity Edition

Jun 5 2012

‘Knocked Up’ Celebrity Edition

Ever had a one night stand? Ever think to yourself what would happen if you and that person were forced to raising a child together…

Hypothetically speaking if you were to have a one night stand with one of these celebrities, let’s think ‘Knocked Up’ by a celebrity….A drunken disaster that will haunt you for the rest of your life. No plan B pill, coat hanger or adoption service could fix that brutal night that will pave the way for the rest of your miserable existence.

You will have to endure a relationship with this person for the next 18 years. Holidays, visitations, every single week… your son or daughter will grow up with the morals, beliefs, and guidance of this gem…

Remember kids… unprotected sex is FOREVER… Happy Summer:)

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May 29 2012

Kris Jenner goes on a date with mystery man…

Whorish grandma behavior was in full effect yesterday, as Kris went on a date with some dude. Kris and the dude pictured above spent 3 hours at the Roof on Wilshire. She drank an entire bottle of wine to herself, smoked more than a European coffee shop owner, and was groping and grinding and making out with a Mr. who was NOT Bruce! Naughty Naughty Kris.. So I guess the rumors are true, unless of course she was only seeking out another opinion on her brand new vaginal reconstruction surgery.

Some awesome customer contacted me with this cell phone snap of the two love birds in action. Gross.. Sew that thing up lady PLEASE:)

May 14 2012

Bruce dik smacks Kris in the mouth in a friendly game of: ‘Catch this or I’ll divorce you’

Bruce Jenner had had enough of owning a bossy, butch wife, so he dispensed some sexual abuse on her face!! To regulate her beastly demeanor. Let’s hope for the sake of the WORLD that she takes this as a very serious warning that if she doesn’t shape up quick next season will be ‘The Kardashian Divorce’ I foresee a Princess Diana like accident in the future if things don’t change round’ here.

Lindsay Lohan is fucking PISSED in other news proclaiming ‘BITCH STOLE MY LOOK’

Kris Jenner