Kris Humphries

Jun 11 2012

Kris Humphries proposed to a tranny…

Rumor has it, he asked him to marry him last night in the middle of one of Kris’s Hooked on Phonics courses.  Apparently, he got all emotional and got on both knees, and well…. you know the rest.

I didn’t see this coming at all, considering Kris has been using his new found fame to bang everything that walks.

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Apr 7 2012

Kris Humphries is a male model

If only Lurch here could wipe that permanent goofy look off his face.  He is our modern day Neanderthal.  Those deep set eyes and all the emptiness you can see right through them.  Modeling and Sports are perfect professions for him.  Just as long as he doesn’t have to talk.  Ever.

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