Kim acts awkward at BET Awards because Kanye is so greasy..

Jul 2 2012

Kim acts awkward at BET Awards because Kanye is so greasy..

LAst night at the bet awards there was plenty to talk about, but nothing quite as awesome as the awkward show Kim put on. Her ego was kicking and screaming for some attention, but to the biggest fail, she got none. You aint black Kimmie. Maybe you’ve had hundreds of black weens but you still aint black, and when there’s a black joke being told by the black people, just sit there and look pretty. Do NOT try to laugh along or chime in. Just sit there.

Now on to the greasiness that was Kanye’s face. Octivia Spencer must have thought his face was a piece of chicken and crisco’d the shit out of it… Kim!!!! That’s your department now, clean a brother up, he on TV!

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May 30 2012

Kim K “British Airways stole my most precious possessions!”

The E! star and frequent flier wasted no time in airing her grievances with British Airways over the holiday weekend, tweeting that some exceedingly “sentimental” items had been lifted from her luggage, supposedly by the sticky fingers of airport staff.

Well, we’ve finally learned what items, exactly, were so unceremoniously checked out of her check-in…

1. Her video Camera (the growth fazes of Kanye’s erection)

2. A jar of Kanye’s frozen sperms (in case of emergency)

3. Autographed photo’s of herself (sentimental)

4. Very “real” thought out nuptials on like 15 bar napkins for her next husbands. (irreplaceable)

5. Sunglasses. (sentimental because they are good luck charm)

6. Her mirror that talks back with Kris’s programed voice saying “I am not a robot”

Well Jeez Kimmie that sure sounds like a lot of “sentimental” stuff… The world feels your pain. We shall all bow our heads in prayer for your losses.

May 22 2012

NEW COUPLE ALERT!! Kim dumps Kanye for ‘World’s Meatiest Sandwich’

Kim took to her Twatter this morning, to ask her fans if we think this meat sandwich will fit into her vagina. YES!! Kim, the answer is YES.

This sandwich is made of 41 different cuts of meat, and we all know you’ve handled way more meat than that.

Kanye just couldn’t measure up to all that meat. Kim gloats that her new man is” irresistible”

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May 8 2012

My dear Granny watching Kim’s sextape.

This just gets me soooooooo fricken warm inside thinking about how awesome I’m going to be when I’m a granny. Sick, perverted, tattooed and NAUGHTY!! “Grandma Jazzy keeps touching all my boyfriends mom!!!”… LOL I can see it now…

May 4 2012

Worst Celebrity Parents in the World!! (Photo’s)

Just this morning I sent out a friendly little request for some baby photo’s of our most beloved celebrities. THIS is what their lovely parents sent to me…. It explains a lot.

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Apr 26 2012

Ke$kank pee’s on the street and tweets about it..

Thank you Ke$RANK for showering us with this golden photo. We shall cherish the classiness you possess forever.

Don’t get me wrong I’ve been there. But not in broad day light, sober, nor did I take a FRICKEN PHOTO and tweet it to millions of people.

She wrote: “pee pee on the street. PoPo come n get me if u can find meeee. I blame traffik.” You mean PooPoo come find you and smear it on your disgusting face.

Where’s Kim Kardashian or a fire hydrant when you need one..

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