Kardashian’s

My dear Granny watching Kim’s sextape.

This just gets me soooooooo fricken warm inside thinking about how awesome I’m going to be when I’m a granny.  Sick, perverted, tattooed and NAUGHTY!! “Grandma Jazzy keeps touching all my boyfriends mom!!!”… LOL I can see it now…

The Royal family goes to Easter service

The coolest Kardashian has taken Kris’s place of riding Bruce.  Mason looks awesome.  Why do I feel like they stole him from a crib at the Beckham’s?  Like ‘Raising Arizona’ … I have a vision of Kris Jenner running inside and stealing the baby from an upstairs bedroom, and tossing it out the window to one of her over dressed daughters..  Well nice work!  That baby is rad..

Way to disrupt church with your film crew.

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2012 Penis Fest… The best fest..

No you are not looking at the latest still’s from the set of Kim and Khloe take Japan… 

 

Japan’s Penis Festival swings into action

General views of the annual Kanamara Matsuri, or “Festival of the Steel Phallus”. The Shinto fertility festival is held every year in Kawasaki, Japan, featuring penis-shaped candies, candles, food, and a giant phallic battering ram. Thousands of people flock the shrine each year to join in the giant pink penis parade and have a lick at penis and vagina-shaped lollipops.

Legend has it that there was once a woman in ancient Japan whose vagina was inhabited by a sharp toothed demon who would bite off the penises of her lovers. After having bitten off her husband’s member, she went to see a metalsmith who made her a metal penis to break the demon’s teeth, giving her normal life back.

Today the festival is a tourist attraction, raising awareness of STDs and money to fight HIV.

The best festival on the planet gallery

Celebs protest in front of Kardashian’s store in hopes of ending them forever.

In an effort to shut down production of ‘keeping up with the Kardashian’s forever, hundreds of protesters gather out side their store to put a stop to the madness.  Laying down naked on the sidewalks and threatening their lives if camera men go back to work.. Michelle and Barack Obama are scheduled to make an appearance any minute now..

 

Protest gallery

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