Kim acts awkward at BET Awards because Kanye is so greasy..

Jul 2 2012

Kim acts awkward at BET Awards because Kanye is so greasy..

LAst night at the bet awards there was plenty to talk about, but nothing quite as awesome as the awkward show Kim put on. Her ego was kicking and screaming for some attention, but to the biggest fail, she got none. You aint black Kimmie. Maybe you’ve had hundreds of black weens but you still aint black, and when there’s a black joke being told by the black people, just sit there and look pretty. Do NOT try to laugh along or chime in. Just sit there.

Now on to the greasiness that was Kanye’s face. Octivia Spencer must have thought his face was a piece of chicken and crisco’d the shit out of it… Kim!!!! That’s your department now, clean a brother up, he on TV!

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Jun 21 2012

Kanye West is recording an album of animal noises.

This was supposed to be a secret wedding gift for his soon to be ex wife Kim… but one of his idiot friends spilled his plans to record monkey tracks and chihuahua howls as a tribute for their animalistic sex life and eating habits.

Now that’s romantic! Fantastic.

‘Kanye’s telling mates this is his next ingenious plan,” a source told The Sun. ”He’s become so obsessed with roars, barks and jungle noises that he’s experimenting with putting them on a recording.”

May 22 2012

NEW COUPLE ALERT!! Kim dumps Kanye for ‘World’s Meatiest Sandwich’

Kim took to her Twatter this morning, to ask her fans if we think this meat sandwich will fit into her vagina. YES!! Kim, the answer is YES.

This sandwich is made of 41 different cuts of meat, and we all know you’ve handled way more meat than that.

Kanye just couldn’t measure up to all that meat. Kim gloats that her new man is” irresistible”

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Apr 25 2012

Pam Anderson dresses ’16 and Pregnant’

At 44 Pammie’s still wearing less clothes than I saw teenagers wearing in 110 degree weather last weekend in Coachella. I had to do a few double takes to make for certain she was actually wearing the last pickings from Brittany Spears Goodwill bag, in PUBLIC.. Is this lady for real? Pam do you realize how sexy you could be if you dressed more age appropriate, grew in those eyebrows, and retired the 1980′s hairspray can? HOT! A little bit. I’m not sure if the boys are still jerkin it to this kind of stuff, maybe I have it all wrong. Maybe dudes still like women in trampy clothes no matter what age. Hep C or not. If Pam dressed more like a lady and followed a few simple steps, I’d have a huge boner for her!

So wait she used to bang Kanye, Kanye now bangs Kim. Kim is toying with the dangers of the hep, along with every other video ho from 2006 till now… Kanye just doesn’t strike me as the double wrapper banging type.

Let’s educate you bitches on this potentially fatal disease…

It is only contracted through blood…. So… KIM NO ANAL (if you’ve seen her porn vid, you know that will be immensely challenging for the voluputious Armenian)

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Apr 12 2012

Obama Vs. Kanye rapper rivalry…

This is a first for a Midwest vs. Hawaii feud. East vs. West sounds much more gangster….

Obama is calling Kanye names and we all know this is how the controversy manifests. You boys better make up quick before somebody gets shot. I’m guessing Obama doesn’t like Kanye’s recent choice in women. I think Kim would make a fine first lady. I love that word assassination it just rolls off the tongue so nicely.

Please someone tell me why the hell Obama is concerning himself with this shit? I am undoubtedly certain there are much bigger more important issues Obama needs to be handling. You are embarrassing our country Mr. President! Stop commenting and focusing on rapper beef and entertainment and fix this country! Also please tell your wife no more cameos on reality shows..what is this? Why don’t you two just move to Hollywood and become action stars, put your kids in rehab, and have some public affairs. Maybe leave this job to someone who is less concerned with fame and more so in politics.

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Apr 5 2012

Oh great…Here we go…The relationship press tour begins..

This B is never going away. She will continue to use that fly trap in her pants, to stay relevant until the end of time…!! SUCKERS!!!! Kanye! COME on!! Why are you doing this to us?

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