May 7 2012

My teacher took my virginity in the classroom closet..

 

I knew becoming a teacher was my true calling when I read this article.  While most kids are receiving detentions, little Jake here got to bang the teacher in a closet, and see boobies and things.  Kacy saw what she wanted and she went out and got it.  I think that’s a very positive, courageous, and inspirational  message to set for these easily influenced children.  Oh wait it’s illegal?  What a sicko.  I mean of course I’ve fantasized about Justin Bieber, (who hasn’t)!! but I’d never ever, ever act on that!  Oh wait again… he’s 18 now, YES I would.  Scratch most of that, and just read what could have been you, if you’d had won the Florida lottery:

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