Selena Gomez displays whorish behavior on the beach.

Jul 3 2012

Selena Gomez displays whorish behavior on the beach.

Justin!!!!! Don’t take that shit.. she is acting like a floosy and you need to break up with her immediately! She’s clearly cheating on you with MC Hammer’s backup dancers, and she needs to be taken down.

If Miss Gomez thinks frolicking on the beach with multiple dudes is acceptable, then baby Justin, you get your fine little ass to Aunt Jasmine’s house stat! I will mend your broken heart with milk and cookies, adult diapers, and a crib I built special for you in the spare room. I have microphones and Teddy bears, cartoons and lube.

Let’s party!

BreakUP Gallery

May 30 2012

Justin Bieber causes police to declare ‘State of Emergency’ on his muscles.

The Osio Police Department has officially declared a State of Emergency because Justin Bieber is on a raging hormonal growth spurt. Looking to fight anyone who gets in his way. He will stop at nothing to prove his gangster thug muscles are more than boiled Barilla noodles. Watch out world shit is bout to get uglieeee…

May 11 2012

Anne Hathaway swims to her role as Justin Bieber

My friends, this haircut is what us Los Angelian’s call ’Make a Wish Foundation Chic’ It’s summer’s latest trend.

Anne is set to play the part of middle aged Justin in, ’Justin Bieber with Boobs, a musical.’ Filming starts today as she preps for her water aerobic scene in Miami.

May 4 2012

Worst Celebrity Parents in the World!! (Photo’s)

Just this morning I sent out a friendly little request for some baby photo’s of our most beloved celebrities. THIS is what their lovely parents sent to me…. It explains a lot.