A roid rage rant by Jose Canseco..

This is the result of being smashed in the head with a bat.

What Sally here meant to say is that “The Titanic reminds me of the day I had two yachts in Miami and both of my testicles were shoved in my ass so I could jam my package into a thong, while Oscar De La Hoya took my  brain cells from my head and injected them into my ass”

Does this dumb shit really think that an icicle sank the Titanic?