Joe Jonas gives his food oral love.

Joe Jonas

Jun 21 2012

Joe Jonas gives his food oral love.

For all of you adorning, squirming fans that were looking for material and new ways to create a mental image of Joe giving you sweet love between your thighs…

Here u go, I have gladly provided one for you:) I am kind. I am special. I’m is smart.

Joe was having lunch today with his friend Chase Rapp and I’d like to say that I wouldn’t be opposed to being in the middle of their naked bodies in a pool of mud. Maybe we could all enjoy a friendly game of tennis together.. (If u know what I mean)….

Thank you Jonas brother for saving my life at Coachella this year, as I was roaming around alone, lost and scared who other than a sweet Christian boy to rescue me and throw me into a mosh pit of screaming ravers.. It was love.

Apr 1 2012

Huge weekend in gay tendency’s

Going over this weekends photo’s I couldn’t help but notice how GAY some of these the guys are behaving… I’ll start with the least gay and work my way down… (pun intended)

Subject A

Mark Walberg generally pretty ungay minus a few of his sappy acting roles that make me want to puke. He’s hot and talented, and gay tendency’s or not I’d still lick his area’s.. If… you stop hanging out on balconies with large black men while in your panties.

Subject B

Joe Jonas, you are gay by association ‘The Jonas Brothers’ just sounds gay. Then you go and lather up with oil, half naked on the beach while your boyfriends watch. GAY!

Then we have the poor assholes who attended the ‘Teen Choice Awards’ wearing these clothes:

Subject C

Jesse McCartney Sweet heart….It is a bit early for your Easter Bunny costume. You CAN NOT come back from this. This photo will stay with you. Those pants will be haunting me for a long…long time

Subject D

How much fun are we having? This guy’s name is Drake Bell he also attended the ‘Teen Choice Awards’ I have absolutely NO idea who the hell he is but he wore THIS!! And it’s super gay…