Jessica Simpson

Jun 25 2012

Jessica Simpson shows us her O’ face.

Miss Simpson, (unmarried prefix)  tweeted this pic over the weekend showing us a preview of her soft core porn that is soon to hit the web.  I am sooooo happy to have her living so close to me.  It’s a true blessing to know that if LA is struck with a nasty out of control wild fire, one squirt of a Simpson titt will save our entire population…

Jess that is not where you are to store the pedometer/breast explosion device.. It goes in your pocket!  Everyone know that.

Jun 13 2012

Oh hey, Jessica Simpson’s post baby buns…

Kristie Alley Jr. was seen leaving the buffet  gym today. Jess got $4 MILLION to sign a deal with ‘Weight Watchers’ as if that isn’t incentive enough.  Now she’s bitching and moaning about how her dude doesn’t find her lumps attractive anymore.  Ladies when you get pregnant you don’t have to eat like a piglet and sit on you’re ass all day.  No one want’s to hear it Simpson, stop being lazy and eating like a linebacker. I get chubbs sometimes too, and the only excuse I have for that is……. I LIKE food YUM! But then I take my chubby ass to the mountain or to yoga, and I certainly don’t run to every magazine and cry about it. Less talkie more runniee.. and remember if you’re not sweating, you’re not working.  Don’t be fat people!

May 14 2012

In honor of Mother’s Day… MILF Poll…

Now that were done celebrating our beloved mommy’s, let’s take a moment and ponder the decision of banging one.  Despite of  popular demand I will NOT be including Teen Mom’s you sick perverts!!

Which mommy would you most like to "put it in er' butt" ....??

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May 1 2012

First photo’s of what Jessica Simpson squirted out today

Here it is ya’ll… The toddler that graciously walked right out of her mama’s uterus, cut her  own umbilical cord, and drove straight to the bar for a bottle of whisky.  This is it..the hairy Maxi.  Could we really expect a nice name for the never ending, stretch me to the size of a planet, lerking little wench who wouldn’t leave the womb.  If I have a baby, and that little jerk is more than one day late, his name will be Lucifer Little Rod Jones!!! and for 18 years he will PAY for being lazy.  I like where your heads at Mizz Simpson way to get em’

 

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